Tuesday, 7 May 2024

Dialogue: Poo's complaint

At this point in time, Poo's already been adventuring with the rest of the Chosen Four for a few days. He's already warmed up to the group, but he's still not used to Ness being Ness.

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POO: Maste-- I mean-- Ness of Onet-- *AHEM* NESS, I am making a formal complaint.

NESS: What'd I do?

POO: I do not like how you are treating me. You are teasing me like we are children playing in the field... Why?

NESS: Okay, first off, we're still kids. And also, you're freakin' serious all the time -- you're automatically going to get teased by me anyway!

POO: But Jeff is also serious, so I do not understand why I am your sole target.

NESS: Jeff? You can never get a good reaction out of him. You, on the other hand, got a temper.

POO: Oh, so I have a temper?! After so many years of meditation, I've learnt patience, self-control and inner peace!

NESS: (Retorting to himself, humorously) The heck's this guy talking about?

POO: IT IS TRUE

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