Another old script I wrote. Something that happens sometime after that one deep conversation that Poo has with Ness. Anyways, here's Poo pulling his first prank on Ness xD
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FLASHBACK:
It's late at night. Poo and Ness hang out on the top of a Scarabian building.
NESS: Let me see that troublemaker again! It's something I really like about you, so I'm bummed you gotta hide it all the time!
Poo pauses for a short while.
POO: (In his thoughts) Troublemaker, huh...?
PRESENT TIME:
In the streets of Fourside, Ness leans against the wall outside of a book store. He practises some tricks on his yo-yo. In a strong gust of wind, Poo suddenly appears, his hands behind his back.
NESS: Oh sweet! You're back!
POO: Ness! Here, take this.
Poo takes a hand from his back, revealing some kind of food item covered in pretty wrapping.
NESS: Whoa... What is it?
Besides them, Jeff and Paula walk out of the book store. They notice Poo's back and is giving Ness some kind of gift.
POO: Ah! It's a type of candy. A Dalaamese favourite.
NESS: No way, thanks! That's a HUGE piece of candy. Man, you're spoiling me rotten!
PAULA: Oh hey, Poo, what's that? Is th--
POO: Oh? What's that? You're wondering if there's any for you two?
PAULA: No, I-- Yeah, kinda...
POO: My sincerest apologies, Paula and Jeff! I was too preoccupied in being such a loyal, faithful servant to Ness that I remembered to bring back a special candy just for him!
NESS: (Humorously) Yeah! Get your own minion!
PAULA: Ugh! What do you take us for?
JEFF: Yeah, mine's not here right now...
POO: Now, let Master Ness enjoy his treat.
Poo flashes a sinister smile at Paula and Jeff, then brings his attention back to Ness who is unwrapping the candy.
PAULA: Okay, what gives?
Ness takes a huge bite out of the candy and chews eagerly.
JEFF: No, Paula, look...
NESS: WHAT IS TH-- WHAT THE HELL!!!
Ness violently spits out a piece of soap and coughs out bubbles.
POO: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NESS: H-HAHAHAAAH! A DALAAMESE FAVOURITE, HUH?! HOW ABOUT YOU TRY IT?!
Poo runs away while laughing histerically. Ness chases right after.
NESS: THIS IS WAR! I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK SO BAD! YOU WON'T SEE ME COMING!
Paula and Jeff just watch.
PAULA: *Snicker*
JEFF: What. ... (Calling out) Hey! I would not advise roughhousing near a frickin' ROAD! (Pause) Oh, I give up.
PAULA: ...
JEFF: If anything happens, they can just come back like how we always get it done.
PAULA: ...They're the only real healers in this group. ...Aren't they?
JEFF: Oh yeah, OH CRAP
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