Wednesday, 15 May 2024

Fanfic (in script form): Prince of Mischeif's first prank

Another old script I wrote. Something that happens sometime after that one deep conversation that Poo has with Ness. Anyways, here's Poo pulling his first prank on Ness xD

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FLASHBACK:

It's late at night. Poo and Ness hang out on the top of a Scarabian building.

NESS: Let me see that troublemaker again! It's something I really like about you, so I'm bummed you gotta hide it all the time!

Poo pauses for a short while. 

POO: (In his thoughts) Troublemaker, huh...?

PRESENT TIME:

In the streets of Fourside, Ness leans against the wall outside of a book store. He practises some tricks on his yo-yo. In a strong gust of wind, Poo suddenly appears, his hands behind his back.

NESS: Oh sweet! You're back!

POO: Ness! Here, take this.

Poo takes a hand from his back, revealing some kind of food item covered in pretty wrapping.

NESS: Whoa... What is it?

Besides them, Jeff and Paula walk out of the book store. They notice Poo's back and is giving Ness some kind of gift.

POO: Ah! It's a type of candy. A Dalaamese favourite.

NESS: No way, thanks! That's a HUGE piece of candy. Man, you're spoiling me rotten!

PAULA: Oh hey, Poo, what's that? Is th--

POO: Oh? What's that? You're wondering if there's any for you two? 

PAULA: No, I-- Yeah, kinda...

POO: My sincerest apologies, Paula and Jeff! I was too preoccupied in being such a loyal, faithful servant to Ness that I remembered to bring back a special candy just for him!

NESS: (Humorously) Yeah! Get your own minion!

PAULA: Ugh! What do you take us for?

JEFF: Yeah, mine's not here right now...

POO: Now, let Master Ness enjoy his treat.

Poo flashes a sinister smile at Paula and Jeff, then brings his attention back to Ness who is unwrapping the candy.

PAULA: Okay, what gives?

Ness takes a huge bite out of the candy and chews eagerly.

JEFF: No, Paula, look...

NESS: WHAT IS TH-- WHAT THE HELL!!!

Ness violently spits out a piece of soap and coughs out bubbles.

POO: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NESS: H-HAHAHAAAH! A DALAAMESE FAVOURITE, HUH?! HOW ABOUT YOU TRY IT?!

Poo runs away while laughing histerically. Ness chases right after.

NESS: THIS IS WAR! I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK SO BAD! YOU WON'T SEE ME COMING!

Paula and Jeff just watch.

PAULA: *Snicker* 

JEFF: What. ... (Calling out) Hey! I would not advise roughhousing near a frickin' ROAD! (Pause) Oh, I give up. 

PAULA: ...

JEFF: If anything happens, they can just come back like how we always get it done.

PAULA: ...They're the only real healers in this group. ...Aren't they?

JEFF: Oh yeah, OH CRAP

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